Government authorized ways
to celebrate your freedoms, this 4th of July
As we go out to celebrate our freedom this 4th
of July, let us go over a few things to make your celebration
a success.
1. Do not claim that freedom of speech gives you the right to
wear a Tee-shirt that the government doesn't like. They can put
you in jail.
2. Tidy up your house before you leave in case it is searched
while you are out. You used to have the right to freedom from
search unless a search warrant is issued. Now the police can come
into your home, and take whatever they want, and not tell you
until two weeks later, if they tell you at all. They don't even
have to knock on the door before they barge in.
3. Before leaving home, make sure you check the color coded Homeland
Security alert status. Be especially careful if it is orange or
red. Don't worry about yellow. It's always yellow.
4. Don't use any illegal fireworks in your 4th of July Celebration.
It is for your own safety. And
the founding fathers implemented a government to protect you from
yourselves. Didn't they? Besides, fireworks are explosive devices
and you might be considered a terrorist with weapons of mass destruction.
And although the government can't find any in Iraq, you can rest
assured they will find them in your car trunk. But don't worry,
getting arrested, imprisoned indefinitely without formal charges,
and a 5 year wait before the secret tribunal trial per the Patriot
Act is a breeze. It's that secret summary execution that should
make you nervous.
5. Make sure you are buckled up in your seat belts; there will
be roadblocks and checkpoints to make sure you comply. It is for
the children. Have your papers ready as you approach the holiday
police checkpoints.
6. If you are an airline employee, lighten up for the holiday;
you can always look for a job tomorrow. Maybe you could transfer
over to a Federal Airport Security Screener job. Big demand for
those jobs, the pay's not bad, and you don't have to be smart.
7. If you are a Haliburton employee, then celebrate: You probably
have a raise coming from the Iraqi contract windfall.
8. If celebrating on any public property, make no mention of religious
ideals. Government is god there. You will be apprehended.
9. Don't criticize the President, or other government officials;
you might be in violation of the Patriot Act and considered a
possible terrorist.
10. Don't mention the Constitution in any district court, or you
could be held in contempt.
11. If your children get out of line this holiday, do not discipline
them, or they may be kidnapped by the Dept. of Social Services
and held hostage until you sign a confession, receive approved
psychological therapy, and are deemed acceptable.
12. Show compassion this Independence Day by bringing an illegal
immigrant to your celebration, or by hugging a tree.
13. If an election is occurring in your locality within the next
90 days, do not talk about or publicly support any candidate,
as that is no longer lawful. Keep your mouth shut.
14. If an officer asks to search your vehicle at the "seat
belt"checks, do not be belligerent and demand a search warrant.
15. Standing up for your fourth amendment rights is anti-social
and not in tune with the new American way. Are you with Al Qaeda
or something?
16. Do not get upset when the searching officer will not help
you pick up your belongings he has strewn all over the highway
as he searched your vehicle. It is not in his job description
and complaining will get you charged with obstructing justice.
17. Keep your guns at home. You are not going hunting and besides,
what on earth do guns have to do with American Independence?
18. Better yet, turn your guns over to the authorities to let
them know that you are a true patriotic American. You still have
the right to carry a gun if you have a license, but that will
soon be gone if the United Nations passes their measure making
carrying a gun illegal.
19. Better yet, just STAY at home. BUT do not assume that you
are safe, because you are at home.
20. If a government bureaucrat shows up at your home, he will
probably be flashing a badge
at you. This makes him look like a constitutional law enforcement
officer.
21. He may even be armed. Do not ask to see a warrant, and then
tell him to leave if he does not have one. They will put a siege
around your house. If you do not come out soon enough, they may
invade, with guns drawn, or even set your house on fire.
For more information, do a Google search using keywords like"Symbionese
Liberation Army", "Philadelphia MOVE group", "Gordon
Kahl", "The Order", "Robert Matthews",
"Covenant of the Sword and Arm of the Lord", "Randy
Weaver" , "Branch Davidian", or "Elian Gonzalez".
22. If you are counting on you congressman to protect you, understand
that the average congressman is ALSO afraid to resist.
For more information, do a Google search using keywords like "George
Hanson", "James Trafficant" or "Larry McDonald".
23. You used to have the right to privacy. Now they have cameras
everywhere watching you. If celebrating at the mall you are probably
safe as the mall is now monitored by hundreds of surveillance
cameras, watched by federal security forces. Don't do anything
that you wouldn't want them to see.
24. Bring lots of cash with you, there will be many taxes, fines,
and fees to pay as you celebrate your freedoms this day.
25. Do not leave home without your driver's license, social security
card, birth certificate, welfare card, Medicare card, medical
records, W-2 Form, and two others forms of ID. You
may be asked for them at the police checkpoints. Better yet, get
micro-chipped, and avoid the hassle of carrying around your papers.
Bring your library card, the FBI may ask you for it.
26. Do not put any "anti-government" bumper stickers
on your car. Especially not anything about the right to keep and
bear arms. Police have been trained by the FBI in "bumper
sticker profiling". This attracts their attention at the
check points, and makes you look like a terrorist.
27. With regard to "bumper sticker profiling" you should
be especially aware of the fact that "They will get my gun,
when they pry it from my cold dead fingers" is no longer
mere semantics. At WACO, and at RUBY RIDGE, we learned that they
WILL kill you to take your guns
28. ALSO, be careful not to have any unauthorized THOUGHTS. There
are now serious penalties for "thought crime".
29. Be aware that "civil forfeiture" laws make it possible
to take anything that you own, by alleging that it was "intended"
to be used for the commission of a crime. This could include transporting,
or storing, a gun. If "civil forfeiture" proceedings
are initiated against you, then you will have the burden of proof,
to show that your thoughts were in compliance with government
standards.
30. Get to know some politicians, and bureaucrats, so that you
might be able to head off the taking of your private property
to be given to private developers for the "public good".
31. If traveling by air, this Independence Day, do not give the
airport screeners a hard time. They are feeling you up, and molesting
your daughter, and wife, for the security of America. If you complain
you could be arrested. You don't support Bin Laden do you?
32. Keep an eye on your fellow Americans as you celebrate this
4th of July. If you see anything suspicious, take notes so that
when you get home you can call and report them to the Homeland
Security Office. And remember you are not a nosey snitch, you
are a great American Patriot.
33. Do not mention the signers of the Declaration of Independence
this 4th of July. Mentioning these white subversive terrorists
is not popular and could get you in big trouble. Besides what
do these guys have to do with the 4th of July anyway?
34. Do not leave home without one or more little plastic American
flags made by political slaves in Communist China. Make sure you
have one flying from the antennae of your vehicle. You don't want
to seem un-American do you?
35. Do not take a copy of the Declaration of Independence with
you as it advocates the overthrow of tyrannical government. It
is a terrorist document and will be confiscated at the holiday
police checkpoints. Same advice for the Constitution.
36. And remember, as you leave home for your 4th of July outing,
the second you stepped out of your door that you probably broke
hundreds of federal, state, and local laws that you are probably
unaware of. However, if you tow the line, you will not be charged.
37. If arrested, you used to have the right to a jury trial, and
to be told what you have done wrong, and appointed council. Now
you can be labeled an "enemy combatant" or terrorist,
and be placed in jail with no trial, no lawyer, nothing for as
long as they want. For more information, do a Google search on
"Jose Padilla".
38. Don't even think about taxes on this great day. The 50 percent
government confiscation of your income at the threat of imprisonment
or at the point of a gun should not even cross your mind as you
revel in your freedom. After all, April 15th is a long way off.
39. And whatever you do, do not let on that you really know that
true freedom died a long time ago in America, just have fun for
the day and then go home and stick your head back in the sand
and pretend America is not becoming a fascist police state.
40. If you have a few decades with nothing better to do, study
up on "administrative law". Laws are now made by the
unelected bureaucrats, in hundreds of "administrative agencies".
41. If you are charged with violating one of these "laws"
you will not get a trial by a jury of your peers. You will be
tried by the agency that made the "law" and made the
charge against you. If you appeal this "conviction,"
your appeal will also be heard by the administrative agency that
"convicted" you. Their ruling will probably be that
they were right.
42. I hope this message gets past the Department of Home land
Insecurity approved internet filter. How else can they protect
us from unauthorized thought?
Now go out and celebrate your freedom, and have a great Independence
Day!
HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISORY
This transmission screened prior to receipt by addressee pursuant
to applicable sections of the USA PATRIOT Act.
The Patriot Act is constitutionally illegal, but was signed into
law. It takes away your rights and turns them into privileges
which the government can grant or take away at will. If you remember,
we were told that this would just be temporary. Now it has been
made permanent. But no one protested did they?
You used to have the rights to not be spied on by anyone while
on the phone or the internet.
You also used to have the rights to your bank records being held
private. Now the government can just go through your bank record
data and monitor your financial transactions without question
and without even telling you.
Now go out there and celebrate your freedom, and liberty, and
have a great sanitized, politically correct, and government approved
and authorized Independence Day!
None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they
are free. Our forefathers are crying. Our forefathers are angry.
Our forefathers are loading their muskets and heading
for The Green.
America . . . Wake up!
There will be many people coming out to celebrate this July 4th
when they should be out protesting the rights they have lost.
We need to get those rights back. And for those of you
who say "Why should I care I have done nothing wrong."
This just shows how much you value
your rights!
The government loves people like you. They can take away even
more of your rights and you will just go along with them without
speaking out. You deserve to lose your rights because you didn't
appreciate them when you did have them.
If any of the above concerns you visit:
The John Birch Society
The New American
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